WELCOME TO 15 MINUTES

WELCOME TO 15 MINUTES, A PODCAST  CREATED AND HOSTED BY TWO OF YOUR FAVORITE LADY HOSTS SINCE OPRAH. THEY WILL DEFINITELY HAVE YOU LAUGHING MORE. THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE AN INTRODUCTION TO THE MAIN INTERESTS AND ENTERTAINING PERSONALITIES OF QUEEN D (Darnisha Harris) & BIONIC ALEX (Alexzondra Middleton).

Bionic Leslie Popping out Super Babies on SNL

How brave is writer Leslie Jones for going on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update with her hair looking like this?!

Dear White People (The Movie)

 “There isn’t a right way to be black.”

I would love to have an open discussion over some really smooth red wine about what people define as the right way to "be black" with people who are truly open minded

BE Fearless

The Facts Are These:

Fear and being comfortable are some of the worst addictions we deal with as young adults today, along with anxiety and stress.

Hue Perfection

Being a colorful woman of a chocolate hue in present times. I am an advocate of diversity and erasing segregating lines among our communities and society. Over the years I have observed the fastest and most efficient ways of diminishing these lines is through Love and Art. Lucky for those of us who will see 2014 and get to ride it's waves,  there looks to be a whole lot of lines blurred and hopefully erased by taste makers and icons in our societies relaying their relevant messages in artful ways to our consciousness. I know I am doing my part and I also know the luxury brand and fashion house known as Givenchy has been doing their part as well.

THE LOADED BOOK SIGNING WITH MARK BATSON

TFS photos from the Mark Batson facebook page or taken by the iZbyA.com x Bionic Puzzi Team

There are some people whose reputations precede their presence. Then there are those beings who when you meet them you feel royal just being in their presence...

Hydrate and Moisturize Naturally

Fall time is always something that should be prepped for generally, but being from Southern California I am always a little lost in holiday plans as the weather is not always in alignment with American winter tradition. The hullabaloo for the craft shows, parties, and birthdays and internet marketing commitments always seem to be boosted around the holidays as well. Causing me to go through a crazy anxiety period and my immune system also drops from all of the chaotic zen i experience. Making my fall essentials a bit more beneficial than just having the perfect leather sweatshirt or red Burberry coat of the season.(Here come the lists...)


My fall essentials that can be used across the board for all skin types and sexes include:

ThisTooShallPass

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BlackHistoryMonth

Very Recently, I had a thought.

"What was that black child's name on Charlie Brown?"
Well, his name is Franklin. Who Better to represent for Black History Month 2012. He's better than Fucking 50 Cent.




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BionicDevil

DEVIL from yonie.ethiopian.love on Vimeo.


Haha i have a few ex friends who i think would do some crazy shit like this. I suppose that is one was to get a new dress.

tfs

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BionicS&M

I like the video way more than the song as usual.The song is just another song. it makes me want to go party in Japan sort of.It's funny how people are so quick and willing to jump on S&M bandwagon when there is a celebrity dressed up or on television. But I don't think people really understands how real this culture really is. i am not an expert. no sorry, but i do know a thing or two about slapping a lucky few and i have been to a Club Hell party or two. I love the freedom of the lifestyle and how relaxed people can really be in these environments. I wonder if Rihanna brought in a consultant or did her own research.


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BionicZoe

The facts are these:

This is a commercial for Calvin Klein underwear. i completely agree with Zoe all the way down to her choice of knickers to endorse.I also have nothing to hide.  Plus this is a super hot video, but i would expect nothing less from a Calvin Klein advertisement.

nothingtohide.com

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Bionic Barbie

Real Life lately has been not so bad. Lavish in a way i suppose. I mean life that has nothing to do with work or career. So real party life i guess it would be. I mean I do like to party. I love it and if people weren't such haters I feel like i could do it so much more often. Anyways I was wandering around the internet as I have the tendency to do and I am not sure exactly how I came across LINDSAY MARiE , but she's hot. She seems fun like a Barbie Doll friend.




Then I got to thinking if I had a group of four friends who all looked like barbie dolls and sang or danced i would just keep them locked up in my multi- level house and make them make me pop records and videos all day. whahahahahahaaha but as that is not real life I will settle for daydreaming about having friends who look like a girl group and wandering the internet to find talent I have yet to discover and I threw in the Mariah Carey Video because of the theme and I heart her.

... and Crystal Celebrity is a friend of mine on twitter whom I wish was my friend in Real Life.Perhaps I will send her an email.

good times with pretty ladies! Maybe I will be a Barbie for Halloween. Just might work.

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skeetox2010

the facts are these:


i went to Skeetox 2010 with my Lovely Lyly because we thought it would be fun. Apparently our decision to go had caused a slight stir in a few persons existence.

We had a blast it was like a super cool rock concert that pop artists kept hopping on stage and fucking up lol. except for lil jon and we loved the band. Then I discovered I knew the band and am passionately in love with the band's bass player( i just wanna hump him into another universe lol ). I do fall in love often and when it counts.I think Lyly fell in love too.Then we met the CandyMan and apparently he not only likes to knockboots but he's an excellent writer as well.Ran into Warren G and a few other West Coast hip hop classics as well.All the people who did not accompany Lyly an I should feel kinda sad cause it was awesome.



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BionicGraceOohLALA

"Grace Potter is the next best thing."
                                   -Mark Batson

This makes me feel sexy.




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bionicLaurynrocksbells

The Facts Are These:

I Love Lauryn Hill. I Love her in a very obsessive way.I am going to walk to Mountain View to see her if I have to. She's like bohemian hip hop royalty. It's beautiful to see her back on tour. If I could follow her on her tour I would. So if anyone knows her please let her know I would love to style her or if she needs a blogger I am here for her. I love her voice and the fact that she's still doing her thing and she's got like 50 kids. She's an icon i have always loved and admired and i truly believe she might have a super power.












Being Bionic takes way more than just guts and a uterus.




rock bells...





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helluvaperformance

the facts might be these if i feel like making them that way:


I believe in artist development.

i also believe good manners take you far.

Individuality is key.

Dancing is great for the soul.

We are saving the world people.


Love is the answer and the solution.


Janelle Monae is definitely out of this world.


unfortunatey








peace.love.puzzi




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ComplaintDepartment

Sometimes it's a bit hard to get people to understand you. It's not always as easy as asking and recieving. Well at least that's the way sometimes it may seem. I find myself in the most irritated mood when people aren't understanding me. when I am complaining it's the worst...the solution

... Stop complaining it takes up far too much energy too complain you are supposed to be focusing that energy not on complaining or covering up the problem with substitutions but realizing you have it all. this is my first superhero lesson I have learned as a lady in training to spot things that are not right. not to complain about them, that's too lazy and yes ladies in waiting are quite lazy. i suppose that's what makes real women Bionic. Be Bionic. Be the Solution. Take Positive initiative towards messages of love and you will find not only will you not have anything to complain about, you will find it very easy to help someone else who loves to complain as you have probably been complaining about the same things.


Give Back Love

Don't just file a Complaint. Be Bionic. Start a Revolution.


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shakeit

the facts are these:



shake it.



i heart you LKC



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venusvsmars

SGI


tfs


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