#Frustrated

Frustration is described by Ernest Holmes as a loss of ambition to make another attempt.
 Have you ever been in this place before?
 How did you come out of it or have you?
 How do we rise above these constant feelings of frustration with the world and our surroundings?
 The answer is Love

#ComedyUnderground

The Facts are These

Friday, July 17th, 2015, at The Alex Theater in Glendale, CA (it was fabulous as all things named Alex generally are) we were on a mission to laugh at an industry exclusive event

SUNDAY IS FOR JESUS

YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BUT...

AND SOUL FOOD, AND RELAXING ACCORDING TO QUEEN D. NEW #15MINUTESS EPISODES ARE NOW UP. LISTEN UP AFTER THE JUMP. I KNOW YOU ARE MORE EXCITED THAN YOU CAN ADMIT AT THE MOMENT. IT'S OKAY TO LET US MAKE YOU LOL

WELCOME TO 15 MINUTES

WELCOME TO 15 MINUTES, A PODCAST  CREATED AND HOSTED BY TWO OF YOUR FAVORITE LADY HOSTS SINCE OPRAH. THEY WILL DEFINITELY HAVE YOU LAUGHING MORE. THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE AN INTRODUCTION TO THE MAIN INTERESTS AND ENTERTAINING PERSONALITIES OF QUEEN D (Darnisha Harris) & BIONIC ALEX (Alexzondra Middleton).

Dear White People (The Movie)

 “There isn’t a right way to be black.”

I would love to have an open discussion over some really smooth red wine about what people define as the right way to "be black" with people who are truly open minded

BE Fearless

The Facts Are These:

Fear and being comfortable are some of the worst addictions we deal with as young adults today, along with anxiety and stress.

THE LOADED BOOK SIGNING WITH MARK BATSON

TFS photos from the Mark Batson facebook page or taken by the iZbyA.com x Bionic Puzzi Team

There are some people whose reputations precede their presence. Then there are those beings who when you meet them you feel royal just being in their presence...

Hydrate and Moisturize Naturally

Fall time is always something that should be prepped for generally, but being from Southern California I am always a little lost in holiday plans as the weather is not always in alignment with American winter tradition. The hullabaloo for the craft shows, parties, and birthdays and internet marketing commitments always seem to be boosted around the holidays as well. Causing me to go through a crazy anxiety period and my immune system also drops from all of the chaotic zen i experience. Making my fall essentials a bit more beneficial than just having the perfect leather sweatshirt or red Burberry coat of the season.(Here come the lists...)


My fall essentials that can be used across the board for all skin types and sexes include:

Ti$aVision: Grammy's Party from Creative Control on Vimeo.

remember grammy night...



the facts are these:

the beginning iz...its very interesting when my life has its everyday glamourous moments. i owe these particular credits to my loves that are Ti$A, i think i feel a little cool i mean ego isnt everything but i live in la therefore image is everything. haha i live here cause i like to dress up loved le mirror$ i mean the whole night and morning. it was fun being quiet and just listening. i was reading dont sweat the small stuff at the time and i was also lifted. yes levitating. the shoes... the hat... the legendary... apparently there were no niggas but then there definitely aren't really any in la---- its not an insult. apparently... i loved it, it was natural... i made a relationhip with a mirror i dont think it was ironic someone must of picked up on the energy of that love of me and that mirror. i would consider being able to rock the fuck out of a mirror as art. i mean especially when im the artist. haha i mean i did get in i was actually (cough cough) escorted in. i was in a dream state but isnt that what grammy night is for...

... i mean that and smoookin and piiiiiimpin haha chateau marmont it was an honor to not be allowed to lean on your windows- kelis yes kelis was there and yes she had silver hair, meeting her explained a lot the silver hair was not one of them... i guess gorgeous women can do what the fuck they want... and major is always the bestest date ever cause i mean only fly can hang with fly and royalty is what it is no matter where it is. i mean really now... and taz is a super star so you know i mean what do u say to a super star when ur stoned (it would have been rude to ask for a preview of the album and some rings but i thought about it.)i mean i just realized how much i enjoy the slect company i keep. im grateful for that feeling. but i understand it didnt come from sitting on my ass...

my ego says to tell you that yes that is me in that fabulous hat with that fabulous silhouette, and yes i am in the same shot as keli laughing (it is an awkward shot lol, the party was crowded as hell it was wall to wall fashion statements the crowd is edited down not filled in,god im fuckin geeked this video is so damn cool haha. that night was the shit. i repeat... thanks again.

check it here

and my birthday is coming up i am very deserving of gucci shoes from the spring runway, an mcm bag and some rings that say hood and love i mean come on guys...haha good times.


tfs
Keep Stylin
izbya.com

My Life Even Better

Today has been a day of reflection for me and although I am only so old at the moment I have a ton of memories to reflect on. I have always been the type of person to reflect in the privacy of my own skull. Where what I have to say or feel can be judged by no one except for me and the Creator. Today I scoot out on a limb and decide to share some of my past experiences on my blog. Now my friends this is no tell all but a peek behind the scenes of some of the ups and downs I have gone through in an industry that can make or break a person's soul. It's always been funny for me since Hollywood to me is just like one big ridiculous world created not for entertainment to the masses but for the folks who work behind the scenes and grow up in this crazy cloud of a twisted reality...

A bit about myself i am currently in my very early twenties. I grew up between los angeles and Sacramento,ca... the earliest part of my childhood was spent in dancing, singing, and acting lessons alongside some of the personalities the media cyber stalks today... i have been on and in tv/film and hanging with greats in music, money, and art since i could speak my first words...my aunt is a successful assistant director and my mom is a healer, these are the strong women who orchestrated my up bringing fortunately for me... i am not star struck because stars are in the sky and to this day i have never met one and when I do i will then be stunned... i am not easily impressed as i have been exposed to greatness and its so simple to achieve that once you are washed over with realization of what that means, exactly you definitely wont be as impressed with bullshit either... there are a number of people and concepts that have come along and take my breath away, but not often... i am an advocate for legalizing marijuana, AIDS and HIV awareness,legalizing Gay Marriage, curing with Natural Medicine, and saving Animals [ as my mom runs an animal rescue].

When i was little i used to go out of town to visit friends or family and people would say things to me like " So if you are from California then you know tons of celebrities, right?" I would always answer with a complicated explanation of how California is a big beautiful place and Hollywood is in Los Angeles and just because I lived there they shouldn't assume I knew famous people it's not even the best part . That did nothing of course because at the time and now I know tons of famous people which apparently is all that's important in my character after people find this out and that is just not right. For a long time I have been ashamed of who I know and what I have done and have had a hard time sharing because the real world and the hollyweird world are like oil and water. I learned this in 2nd grade at my really expensive la private school when I would share my what I did this weekend story with the class and have a story about being on different television sets and having dinner with the likes of Gladys Knight and Rickie Byars.Either my school mates would make fun of me and call me a liar even when i had a pictures and they knew it was true, which was no good because this is all i knew at the time, i was very sensitive i was like 8.I couldn't understand why people would stop being my friend and judge me and tease me and say I was a "Disney kid" which was a bad thing cause all the kids were always jealous of the kids on tv and i didn't want to be in any way associated with them but I was [ even though i was never on disney or famous]. It was then i started to despise Hollywood and it's way of life. Unfortunately even now I go through the same thing. I know now all the flakiness and ass kissing is provided to my existence by jealousy and envy.

So no more being scared of being judged ... I have a great brain and great spirit, I am not a liar and never have a reason to talk shit about someone behind their backs. So if you have a problem with any of the stories or pictures on my blog feel free to email me or comment anytime. I have made the decision to be the magnificent me that I am and SHARE IT!!! That after all is the reason this blog was conceived... so welcome and enjoy my new featurette: My Life. Even Better.

fuxo
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New Bionic Puzzi Ad

Love the new blog ad


...and the inspiration is one of my favorite vintage fliers ever. This flier is one of the reasons I am a blogger today.



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Damn the Grammy'z always during Black Month???

I am casting my Grammy Votes.Here in this voting week it's only appropriate. They are this weekend.I do hope I can take time out of my novelty fashion focus to go down we will see won't we.But, I mean damn they have 110 Categories, more of a chance for more people to win and partyMaybe I will just cast my most fun and most important votes. But in the mean time I feel like time has flown by. Man It's been a seriously crazy year since the last Grammy Award Show for me anyways.Here go my votes I wonder how many I'll actually peg, maybe everything I touched will turn to gold.REvolution Smooth!!!?!!!!

Album of the Year- This was my shit. I think Kanye was everybody's shit!!!!


I think Nelly Deserves Female Pop Performer


John Mayer deserves Best Male Pop Vocal Artist


Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals
i just happen to love Adam Levine's Gangsta and support all things Adam


I say Go Queen


Tool-The Pot
That's My shit


Of Course I want Alicia to take whatever she wants, she can snatch someone else's awards for all i care


O shit so I am goin' for my boy Raheem right and then Prince came up to me on Halloween in a corner and may have swayed my vote, but I was bumpin musiq all the while, I guess I'll pick Raheem that's what my heart says fa sho.
I love Butterflies- even though that has nothing to do with the Grammy's

As far as Alternative and urban being one category that's f-d up to me they have 110 what is one more so i pick two
Lupe

and
Dwele



o damn I loved Teach Me that was my anthem since i heard that shit, but y'all know i love Alicia, what is a girl to decide. Nothing ha!!!!



I can't vote on rap either matter of fact it's just nice to me that hip hop is getting their recognition however watered down it may be.I am mostly excited for the parties as I said before. Has anyone wondered why all the Rap Nominees are a little off. Is no one worried about these guys given into their crazy one day. Ha Ha it's cool, but 50 looks constipated on his album cover ha ha ha.j/k kinda.

Before I go I am proud to announce an awesome nominee fav of mine

Best Musical Album For Children


Revolution Smooth does Black History month real Big!!!!?!!!!

Those lips... Okay , Let's get past those

Fuggin' Amazing is the only way i can describe an experience with Raheem deVaughn. It caresses your senses with a subtle flirtatiously sensual feel good, that has been overlooked for far too long( I am not talking about those lips, although I wish I was). So it is about time for his shine.Raheem deVaughn has been finally nominated for a Grammy for his song "Woman" on his new album Love Behind The Melody. So congrats to this very talented and very sexy artist. Raheem is signed to Jive Records and I must say they made a good decision when they decided to bring him onto their team.Now after you go and grab this tasty musical treat. Please check out my personally favorite song" Butterflies".

That's my shit yo!!!!

Then there's Mo Better, and even with the grammatical errors in the name it still makes me blush a little, just to sit and imagine those lips speaking in your ear about a commitment so fantastical you could cum right there.
Hell Yeah!!!

Well I must step away from Raheem's nuts and get off of them, but the CD is still awesome. So go cop it.To Raheem see You at the Grammy's you deserve it. Revolution SmOOth !!!?!!!!
Bionic Puzzi

My Album Love List

Butterflies <----- Love that guitar

MoBetter <------ I feel superior after this song

Try Again <------------ Makes me wonder about past relationships,Like them it's still awesome!!!